So, here's where you're wrong. You appear to have claimed that the digital enlightenment - "meme" - if you will, that I have shared with you, dates back one hundred billion years. As if your incredibly fragile claim were not to be instantaneously dismissed by a slight slither of thought alone, I shall proceed to discredit and completely invalidate your petty retaliation that followed the lack of appreciation you have shown my "meme", harnessing the power of mathematics, science, and a device so rare in species such as yourself that it is ironically called "common sense".

One Hundred Billion years, I hear you cry. Are you aware that is seven times as long as our universe is old? Twenty two times as long as our Earth is old? Over two billion times older than a "meme" such as mine could have been created? 5.7 billion times older than yourself? Seems shocking, doesn't it? Suddenly it makes sense. You feel almost overwhelmed, no - flattered, that someone could go to such lengths to disprove your claim. But deep down, it hurts. You feel a sinking shame. A need to... get away, let's say. A desire to leave this in the past, and try and move on. But it's okay. I understand. Such digital enlightment as I have shared with you is... rare. The complete bewilderment you felt regarding its very existence makes complete sense to me, and, provided you have learnt from your grave error, we can move on from this.